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It's always great to see my brothers, and since they're here I am assuming this show is being released direct to video. What can I say about my brother Daniel that hasn't already been said dozens of times in police reports? And Billy, you're younger than I, but you're more than just a brother, you're a potential organ donor.feedback
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Jul 10 2017
The latest quote from Alec Baldwin is: “This is for you, Bob, and whatever legacy-killing rom com you're working on right now. I'm humbled that my esteemed peers came here tonight for no other reason but to honor me at a minimum of $50,000 each. My thanks to Tracy Morgan. Nothing feels more right than you honoring me on stage at the Apollo. I know how uncomfortable you feel in Harlem, afraid you'll run into someone you owe money to.”. It comes from the 20 Funniest Jokes From Spike's 'One Night Only: Alec Baldwin' Roast article. You’ll find on this page 42 articles with Alec Baldwin quoted on topics such as Donald Trump, Americans and government. Alec Baldwin has been quoted 115 times in 42 articles.
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May 14 2017 - Russia

I can promise you this right now: Whoever I choose is going to be so bonkers, you're going to wish like hell it was Judge Judy.feedback

May 14 2017

That's right. Nothing's going to stop me because I've got the Republicans in the palm of my hand.feedback

May 14 2017 - Russia

I fired him because of Russia. I thought, he's investigating Russia. I don't like that. I should fire him.feedback

May 03 2017 - Saturday Night Live

Trump himself is responsible for nearly all of the content. Trump is the head writer at 'SNL.' Nearly everything, every consonant and every vowel is something that Trump himself has rendered in some way. So I think Trump is even more frustrated because he has only himself to blame for that. I can't imagine any time in your life when you buckle down more and kind of batten down the hatches more than when you're going through that with your wife. That's just mind blowing. Mind blowing. And I hope everything is great for his son.feedback

May 03 2017 - Saturday Night Live

I think if he came it would be a great show. I think it would be better for everybody. It's always fun to defuse some of the tensions and unpleasantness of all this because we are mocking him – by no means with more frequency or more maliciousness, if you will, than other people. We invited him to come when I hosted recently, but he refused to come, which is fine. I'm hoping 'SNL' was the one thing he chose to ignore so he could actually do his job.feedback

May 03 2017 - Saturday Night Live

I can't imagine what it would be like if I met him [now], if I ran into him. When we did the show – when I hosted SNL this season – we asked him to come. We invited him to come, we were so hopeful he would come, but he didn't show up.feedback

Apr 19 2017 - Saturday Night Live

It's totally a caricature, . You just pick a few things … You go, Left eyebrow up, right eyebrow down. Shove [your face] up, like you're trying to suck the chrome off the fender of a car. It's kind of eerie, actually, but more than anything I've ever done, people come up and say something to me on the streets [about the performance].feedback

Apr 18 2017

I have some big shoes to fill hosting The Essentials, and I plan on doing Bob proud with this new season of The Essentials.feedback

Apr 18 2017

If he was smart, he'd show up this week. It would probably be over. He could end it. If he showed up.feedback

Apr 18 2017

I don't have anything else left. It's so sad. Seriously: age. Now you see why Cary Grant retired. People will do that to me on the internet. Oh, here's a picture of you … WHEN YOU WERE HOT.feedback

Apr 18 2017

He looks like he couldn't run a block.feedback

Apr 18 2017 - Sex

No. DON'T YOU MISS HAVING SEX WITH OTHER MEN? Oh God. Please don't ask me that. You have to be willing to pull your pants down. Once I did that, they just kept asking me to come back.feedback

Apr 18 2017 - American politics

He's the man to blame for the bottom half of all his kids' faces. It's Republican nominee Donald Trump.feedback

Apr 18 2017

The difference for Tina, is that Palin lost.feedback

Apr 18 2017

You just catch people in the mood.feedback

Apr 18 2017

These are my golf clubs.feedback

Apr 11 2017

I'm there. Are you kidding? Jackie Kennedy wants to go on a date? Of course.feedback

Apr 11 2017

The beat had taken her, and she had let go. As I caught her eyes, she smiled and then shook her head, and in her deep, breathy whisper, she said, I've never done this before.feedback

Apr 09 2017 - Saturday Night Live

The media is saying nice things, and no one is talking about Russia. Wow, what a difference that 59 Tomahawk missiles can make.feedback

Apr 09 2017

I'm more familiar with this case than, say, health care, but I really didn't look into it much, no. I was busy being super presidential, by bombing a bunch of s***.feedback

Apr 09 2017 - Egypt

Yeah, like when she said no, did her eyes say yes? Sometimes they'll do that.feedback

Apr 09 2017

O.K., but when she said no, what was her vibe?feedback

Apr 05 2017

I was 47, and it never occurred to me to ask how old Nikki Reed was.feedback

Apr 04 2017

Sometimes I get caught up in the opinions of others and I get really down on myself. I am pale white. I hardly tan. I have cellulite. I'm not petite. I'm around 6 ft. I drop weight rather quickly but gain it by eating one bagel. I'm a 36 D cup and I have a booty. I've got inner thigh fat. And outer thigh. And just straight up thigh fat. I've gone from a size 00 to a size 6 to a size whatever to not knowing to not eating to eating boxes of pizza to starving myself to being gym obsessed to eating my way out of a Sprinkles Cupcakes bakery to now.feedback

Apr 04 2017

It's not even necessarily a matter of working out and eating clean, it's also how I've thought recently. I've been cloudy, unfocused and losing energy. I need to reset my mind and body. I now take this harsh world with a grain of salt and accept myself for who I am.feedback

Apr 03 2017

It's thrown in your face every day. There are people who admonish me or attack me and use that as a constant spearhead to do that. It's a scab that never heals cause it's being picked at all the time by other people. My daughter, that's hurt her in a permanent way.feedback

Apr 01 2017 - Facebook

How do you battle an abuse of power? With Tom Hanks, you can't. He's turned his Oscars into nunchucks.feedback

Mar 28 2017

I mean, literally, the moment I walked out, I just said to myself, Eyebrow up,' and I tried to stick my face and my mouth out. For the actual show, when I was in the makeup room, I put my wig on, and it was like a scene from a mental hospital. I'm getting the wig on me, and I'm sitting there the whole time going 'Gyna, Gyna, Gyna.' I didn't think about it – I just did it. Now I should probably tell people, I worked on it for months.feedback

Mar 28 2017 - Nordstrom vs. Trump

[She's] one of the three most talented people I've ever worked with on the show in my entire life. She's funny – she has that whole comedy DNA thing that Tina and all those people I've worked with have. But she's a great actress. You have to have an acting ability to play [Jeff] Sessions … and to play Elizabeth Warren and then she plays Hillary [Clinton] and then she plays Kellyanne Conway. Truly… there is no limit to what she can do and I really have fallen madly in love with Kate when I've worked with her.feedback

Mar 28 2017

I was supposed to do a film. And the people who were doing the film were supposed to escrow money to guarantee that I would get paid. And they didn't put the money in escrow. And that's when I hung up and said I'm not going to go do the movie and I'm going to go do the thing with Lorne. And I think to myself, What if I hadn't done that?' … It's turned out to be this incredible opportunity.feedback

Mar 28 2017

People ask me, What is your whole gag?' And I tell them, You can suggest the voice or the way a person looks, but to be successful you have to think of who that person is. To me, Trump is someone who is always searching for a stronger, better word, but he never finds it. Whenever I play him, I make a long pause to find that word, and then I just repeat the word I started with… .feedback

Mar 28 2017

The roles of writer, producer and star are a lot to handle. Over the life of the show, she was honored for all of them. But Tina will tell you she is a writer at heart. Beyond dressing up for red carpets, hosting awards shows, or starring in films, Tina, I believe, is most comfortable in a room full of clever people doing what she does so well.feedback

Mar 28 2017 - Sex

Our characters, Liz and Jack, never consummated their relationship. There was, in place of that, a genuine respect, fondness and, ultimately, love for a trusted and irreplaceable colleague. For Jack, the only thing better than good sex was a good hire. Over the years, I had bitched and moaned, as only actors can, about being tied to a contract for a show that would never be my own.feedback

Mar 28 2017

When I ended up working with the two of them years later, on 30 Rock, of which Tina was writer, producer and star, I changed that to 'What's he doing with her?' . Jeff, who was the talented composer and music supervisor on 30 Rock, is as loose and outgoing as Tina is cautious and dry.feedback

Mar 28 2017

When I saw him, I thought, What's she doing with him?' . With his spools of curly brown hair and oversize eyes, Jeff resembles a Margaret Keane painting.feedback

Mar 28 2017

When I first met Tina Fey – beautiful and brunette, smart and funny, by turns smug and diffident and completely uninterested in me or anything I had to say – I had the same reaction that I'm sure many men and women have: I fell in love. She pointed to a man sitting along the wall. Or maybe he was standing? This was Jeff Richmond, Tina's husband. Jeff is diminutive. Tina describes him as 'travel-size.feedback

Mar 21 2017

The maliciousness of this White House has people very worried. That's why I'm not going to do it much longer, the impersonation. I don't [know] how much more people can take it.feedback

Mar 16 2017

(My comedy career) did die and I'm being reincarnated as Trump, oh God!feedback

Mar 12 2017 - Saturday Night Live

I know this guy over here – he loves Trump. Here's what we're going to do, we're going to bring coal back. We're going to have so much coal that you're going to say, Where did all this coal come from? I never knew there could be this much coal.feedback

Mar 12 2017

Hello yes what a beautiful day. Who here loves Trump? I know this guy here loves Trump.feedback

Mar 12 2017

Here's the deal: We are going to beat these aliens because we have got the best military, but we don't win anymore. And the aliens are laughing at us. They're killing us, and they're laughing at us.feedback

Mar 12 2017

It's a fact. They're shape-shifters. They look like regular people, but they're aliens. Look, there's one right there.feedback

Mar 08 2017

He used to be very playful and funny, but I don't know what's with him now.feedback

Mar 08 2017

You know, he was a different person. He was very gregarious and kind of backslapping and social. I didn't know him well, but I would run into him. He's not at all like he is now, where he won the election, he's president of the United States, and he still looks incredibly constipated.feedback

Mar 07 2017

I'm not going to do it much longer, the impersonation, I don't know how much more people can take it.feedback

Mar 07 2017

I think the White House Correspondents' people will probably not ask me to do Trump if I had to bet. I wouldn't be surprised if they determined that me doing that there is not in their interests. Maybe him not coming – if he doesn't come – the idea is let's send him up, but let's not send him up in effigy and have some impostor come. Doing the Trump character – it's not that it's not fun, but ... behind it and underneath there's a constant sense of – are we sending this up and are we making something funny to the detriment of a serious conversation about what's going on in the country?feedback

Mar 07 2017

I didn't realize in the comedy terms that I was dead. Maybe I was in a coma ... now I'm waking up from a coma and now I'm ready to do some comedy. A large plurality of the country voted for Trump as president, and I think many of them are people that are not fond of the way Trump is treated, not just by 'Saturday Night Live' but the comedy cosmos in general.feedback

Mar 07 2017 - Saturday Night Live

I think for me playing Trump has been, it's been a fun experience because it's like going home when I do SNL.feedback

Mar 02 2017

There's a couple guys on the Internet who are saying … 'I'm the only man who should play Trump!' There's a lot of Trump competition.feedback

Mar 02 2017

You've gotta kind of think of who [Trump] is, . I've said this countless times: to me Trump is someone who is always searching for a stronger, better word, and he never finds it. Lorne called me and said, do you want to do this? Tina [Fey] and Lorne kind of pushed me to do it. The moment the stage manager took me to my mark for the first dress rehearsal at eight o'clock, I [still] had no idea what I was going to do. I just said to myself, eyebrow up. I tried to stick my face out, my mouth out.feedback

Mar 02 2017

It's interesting how there are people who – now that he's not going to the White House correspondents' dinner – there are people who are lobbying to play Trump. Well, I wouldn't say I'm not lobbying.feedback

Mar 01 2017

I think it's fair to say that Kurt will do most of the writing. We have that arrangement whereby he doesn't put on the wig, I don't open up a Word document.feedback

Feb 10 2017 - Saturday Night Live

Now he aims, out of spite, 2 destroy everything they hold dear. For Trump and Bannon, the ? is always, What will drive liberal NY crazy?feedback

Feb 10 2017 - Saturday Night Live

North and South Korea issued a joint communicate, calling for Adam Sandler's execution.feedback

Feb 09 2017 - Saturday Night Live

I thought I had said goodbye, but the pull of fate is undeniable. So, I must return. I must find the strength to ... I've got the slicked back hair, I'm a little old for that, but yeah. Because I'd just have to sit there and go, Duh.'.feedback

Feb 09 2017 - Saturday Night Live

I'm trying to be patient in the first – not 100 days – but the first couple hundred days. But I just wish President Trump would give us a reason to feel good and to feel safe and to feel like he's representing our interests. I want him to succeed, but I think that his definition of success is going to be very different than mine.feedback

Jan 20 2017

I'm going to the Russian Consulate later tonight.feedback

Jan 20 2017

Donald Trump and Steve Bannon and Mike Pence and all these people that are a part of Trump's administration think you're going to lay down. The one thing they don't realize is New Yorkers never lay down.feedback

Dec 18 2016

I see a guy who seems to pause and dig for the more precise and better language he wants to use, and never finds it. It's the same dish–it's a grilled-cheese sandwich rhetorically over and over again.feedback

Dec 07 2016

There are bad feelings on both sides, so to have the opportunity to give people a chance to talk and laugh about it is a good thing.feedback

Nov 06 2016

I'm sorry, Kate. I just hate yelling all this stuff at you like this.feedback

Nov 06 2016 - Saturday Night Live

None of this would have mattered if you don't vote.feedback

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