Stewart Lee

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It was a chance encounter at the Crocodile cafe in Seattle that led me to the shocking truth about Philip May and Michael Gove. Artificially intelligent humanoid sexual partners are now commercially available. And indeed, I have often wondered if I myself am in fact one such “sex robot”. My lovers always disengage from me in silently satisfied wonder, and rarely request second encounters, having had their expectations soul-shatteringly exceeded, their sexual futures rendered endlessly disappointing. I’m joking of course! I have been married for 12 years. There is nothing to see here.feedback
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May 14 2017 Sex
This page is completely dedicated to what Stewart Lee has to say. All of Stewart Lee’s quotes are organized here by date and topic. The most recent quote attributed to Stewart Lee came from an article called How a sex robot ended up on The One Show sofa: “It was a chance encounter at the Crocodile cafe in Seattle that led me to the shocking truth about Philip May and Michael Gove. Artificially intelligent humanoid sexual partners are now commercially available. And indeed, I have often wondered if I myself am in fact one such “sex robot”. My lovers always disengage from me in silently satisfied wonder, and rarely request second encounters, having had their expectations soul-shatteringly exceeded, their sexual futures rendered endlessly disappointing. I’m joking of course! I have been married for 12 years. There is nothing to see here.”.
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